俺「はい。もしもし？」
女「私は、出会い系サイト『ラブ・ロマンス』を経営そている工藤ともうします。
俺「はぁ？」
女「あなたは、ウチのサイトで知り合ったＡ子さん（仮名）と性交渉をしましたね！
Ａ子さんは妊娠しました！！
慰謝料と示談金、５０万円で無かった事にします！
もし、払わなければＤＮＡ鑑定をして、民事訴訟を起こします！」
と、電話が掛かってきました。（こんな感じの電話内容でした）
俺は言いました！大声で！
俺「俺は童貞なんだよ！ウソつくな！！」
女「ど、・・・・。ぶふ（笑い声？）」
ガチャリ。つーつーつー
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